“One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”
“...my closet and I are on my own. My closet is of no use to me. It may actually be laughing at me. It's true, I hear it.”
“People ask me all the time, "Where do your ideas come from?" So, to clear up this question...I keep my ideas inside the mind of a tiny man who is tied up in my closet!”
“...words are so strong and I am so timid - my soul ignores warnings and I end up covered with your paint ...”
“I swore I would love you 'til the end of time, so now I'm praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive.”
“I hate the world. Everything comes into it so clean and goes out so dirty. (from COVER CHARGE - currently not listed)”