“You okay?"Just waiting for the water to boil. Burning shower. One of the only things that helps when I'm totally freaking out."I'm not sure how to respond. "So," I whisper, "you want anything?"Yeah," She replies, sarcastic "I want to be bulimic, but the vomit grosses me out.”
“A comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I can't prescribe medicine. (You still need a doctorate, which is bullshit.) Okay, so I'm not like a psychiatrist. Fine. But I'm still like a psychologist (except I can't diagnose or treat mental illness).”
“That's okay. You an be selfish with me all you want. I'm yours.”
“God knows I never sought anything in you except yourself. I wanted simply you, nothing of yours.”
“I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.”