“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
“You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.”
“We live in an age when the mice are hunting the cats...nobody knows who are the mice and who the cats.”
“I fount cat puke on my pillow this morning. I don't own a cat.”
“He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!”
“Not fooling around, not bothering nobody, just sitting here mending the Primus," said the cat with a hostile frown, "and, moreover, I consider it my duty to warn you that the cat is an ancient, inviolable animal.”