“If hitting an unexpected speed bump with your car equates to the best sex you've had lately, you know your hormones are sending you a signal.”

“You know how it is - some hot guys don't make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all.”

“I know your hormones are raging right now, but that does not justify bumping off the creepy new kids in school!”

“You still carrying an arsenal in the trunk of your car?”“Why, you need something?”“No, but if your car is hit by lightning I’ll know where my lawn went.”

“When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car. 
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“Rain amplifies your mistakes, and water on the track can make your car handle unpredictably. When something unpredictable happens you have to react to it; if you’re reacting at speed, you’re reacting too late. And so you should be afraid.”