“Hi Sandy, I won!”

“Death is senseless yet makes way for the living.”

“Life, too, is senseless unless you know who you are, what you want, and which way the wind blows.”

“Grace said,"Dr. Wexler was called away on an emergency operation.""An emergency Packers game in Green Bay," Turtle confided to Flora Baumbach.”

“Smiling without good reason is demeaning.”

“Your trouble comes from years of wearing the wrong kind of shoes. - Jake Wexler”

“The poor are crazy, the rich just eccentric. - James Shin Hoo”