“Most people will find you much more attractive if you smell like freshly baked cookies rather than Lysol.”
“More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies.”
“If you can fix my website by midnight, I will bake you more cookies than even Cookie Monster can imagine, and read you a bedtime story that is guaranteed to bring you sweet dreams." *some exclusions apply”
“Sometimes I find that music is so much more attractive than love. I don’t know… It’s like some kind of euphoria, that love can’t bring to you.”
“My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they way my boss’ ass smells when he’s shouting at me.”
“Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra ”