“I'd witnessed for the first time in my vampire- obsessed existence an actual vampire bite. The only problem was that it wasn't my neck being bitten.”
“being bitten by a vampire is not sexy”
“I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?”
“To become a vampire, you must be bitten by one. To become a ninja, you first have to allow yourself to be one.”
“Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car. ”
“If all it took to become vampire was to be bitten by one, then the world would have been overrun with vampires millennia ago.”