“My name is Mike. Instantly forgettable. Unlike Heather. What a breathless little name that is.”
“His first name is Brooks, but his last name isn’t. His last name is Wrinkled, unlike his shirt (he isn’t wearing one).”
“Jim, would you rather have your porn name be Hugh G. Rection or Mike Unstinks?”
“Unlike the supply of dogs, the supply of good names isn't limitless.”
“One advantage of static factory methods is that, unlike constructors, they have names.”
“I would hate to see seventeen people with monosyllabic names like Mike or Ann die, but if they did, and you wrote down all their names in groups of 5-7-5, you'd have one tragic haiku.”