“Intellect is eighty percent of the mind trying to get the body laid.”
“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”
“Eighty-five percent of spirituality is a good night's sleep.”
“Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.”
“Did you know studies show that eighty percent of women have faked orgasm? And fifty percent admit to doing it on a regular basis?”
“A desire not to butt into other people's business is at least eighty percent of all human wisdom.”