“I won't read a book that starts with a description of the weather. I don't read books over 300 pages, though I'll make an exception for Don Delillo.”
“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.”
“I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.”
“Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.”
“Life is a book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read.”
“Of his new book, Don says: “It might be the greatest book ever written. I don’t think anybody is going to read a book again after they read my new one. I think God is proud of me. I am going to make a killing off this thing and I’m going to use the money to go to space.”