“I'll change to a dragon, then you'll be sorry.”

“Aye, you're neither one thing nor yet quite t'other. Pity, but there 'tis.”

“You are both daring and unscrupulous, and you think fast. I have been looking for a person with those particular characteristics. Also I noticed you speak Babylonian.”

“When we give ourselves permission to fail..we at the same time, give ourselves permission to excel.”

“One of these days I'm gonna love me And feel the joy of sweet release One of these days I'll rise above me And at last I'll find some peace And then I'm gonna smile a little And maybe even laugh a little But one of these days... I'm gonna love me”

“This is fucking Washington! Who the hell has a below ground swimming pool? It rained 256 days of the year, for Pete's sake! On the off chance I found the blasted owners of it, I was going to put a bullet in their heads right then.”

“You dig ok Pony Boy”