“A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.”
“I liked the way he handled himself in the kitchen. I like men who cook. Men who cook are generally good lovers.”
“I'm not a purist. Coffee drinking minus cream and sugar is an acquired taste. I'm still not sure it isn't like telling chefs to dispense with spices in cooking.”
“Anyone who says things like "Happy Ever After" as though that end to a love story is a given, is cooking up a right stinking cauldron of shite and trying to serve it as soup.”
“The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.”
“Maidens who stay maidens turn into saints. Old women become sorceresses. Tough jobs, both of these.”