“There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex--they should draw the line at goats.”
“I think that people should be free to to engage in any sexual practices they choose. They should draw the line at goats,though.”
“I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that.”
“For some reason, we called it "umbrella sex"; if you fancied someone your own sex, you were "an umbrella.”
“No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless, dirty, dangerous, frantic, forbidden, freaky - but if you're finding it 'fun,' you're doing it wrong.”
“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.”