“Death wears a big hat.”

“If I am frightened then I can hide itIf I am crying, I'll call it laughterIf I am haunted, I'll call it my imaginary friendIf I am bleeding I'll call it wineBut if you leave me then I am brokenAnd if I'm broken then only death remains”

“Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.”

“Was it a millionaire who said, "Imagine no possessions"?”

“What's so funny about peace, love and understanding”

“I used to be disgusted. Now, I'm just amused...”

“Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do.”