“Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.”

“There are some things you can't cover up with lipstick and powder.”

“The radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools tryin' to anesthetize the way that you feel.”

“It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.”

“If I am frightened then I can hide itIf I am crying, I'll call it laughterIf I am haunted, I'll call it my imaginary friendIf I am bleeding I'll call it wineBut if you leave me then I am brokenAnd if I'm broken then only death remains”

“Death wears a big hat.”

“Was it a millionaire who said, "Imagine no possessions"?”