“It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.”

“It's the damage that we do and never know. It's the words that we don't say that scare me so.”

“I'm not even sure what I want, but that's not the point - it's that I want it now.”

“Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's really a stupid thing to want to do.”

“Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.”

“There are some things you can't cover up with lipstick and powder.”

“The radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools tryin' to anesthetize the way that you feel.”