“The radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools tryin' to anesthetize the way that you feel.”

“Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.”

“There are some things you can't cover up with lipstick and powder.”

“It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.”

“If I am frightened then I can hide itIf I am crying, I'll call it laughterIf I am haunted, I'll call it my imaginary friendIf I am bleeding I'll call it wineBut if you leave me then I am brokenAnd if I'm broken then only death remains”

“Death wears a big hat.”

“Was it a millionaire who said, "Imagine no possessions"?”