“I'm afraid that in nine cases out of ten Nature pulls one way and human nature another.”

“Nature pulls one way and human nature another.”

“I'm fine with Nature's way, as long as Nature keeps it out of *my* way.”

“In nine cases out of ten a woman had better show more affection than she feels.”

“Tangled in one another's arms and nine times out of ten the things you think about a person make it impossible to touch them.”

“In one way or another everything communicates. Human are the only creatures on earth, with the exception of cats, that are certain of the absolute critical nature of the message they try to convey. I have found that the only difference between the two is that cats are correct, while humans...eh...not so much. Ninety-nine point nine percent of the time we are just making stuff up. And some of us have elevated it to a seriously messed up art form.”