“If someone creates a Nobel Prize for Unsung Hero, my nominee will be the divorced single mother”
“When asked what characteristics Nobel prize winning physicists had in common ؛ I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence”
“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”
“If I could explain it to the average person, I wouldn't have been worth the Nobel Prize.”
“You too can win Nobel Prizes. Study diligently. Respect DNA. Don't smoke. Don't drink. Avoid women and politics. That's my formula.”
“I want a trophy wife. I’ll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace prize. (I plan on inventing a gun that shoots love, not bullets.) ”