“Did not one spend the first half of one's days in dreams of happiness and the second half in regrets and terrors?”
“You can spend the entire second half of your life recovering from the mistakes of the first half.”
“Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong.”
“To Armenians, half Armenians, quarter Armenians, and one-eight Armenians. Sixteen and thirty-second Armenians, and other winners, are likelier to be happy with a useful book”
“The first half of life is devoted to forming a healthy ego, the second half is going inward and letting go of it.”
“Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves; but to make people think this or that; perfect idiocy she knew for no one was ever for a second taken in.”