“I do not have OCD OCD OCD.”
“OCD is not a disease that bothers; it is a disease that tortures.”
“I’m so OCD that I sort the sort ofs out from the maybes.”
“I belong to a secret order. We all have OCD, so you’d better believe we have order.”
“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”
“Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.”