“You're so easy to read but the book is boring me.”
“Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.”
“Will: I read your book last night.Sean: So you're the one.”
“You're a big help, Mr. I Read So Many Books.”
“ If you're not controversial you don't have anything to say. If you're not controversial you're boring. If you're bored you're boring to be with so don't ever tell anyone you re bored. ”
“READING CAN EDUCATE YOU AND IF YOUR BORED SOME BOOKS THAT ARE INTERESTING. ”