“Don't be such a four-legged spider...”
“Four legs good, two legs bad.”
“Cats are love on four legs”
“A committee is an animal with four back legs.”
“I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.”
“Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.”