“A person who has not done one half his day's work by ten o'clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”
“You should never lie till ten. There's the very prime of the morning long gone before that time. A person who has not done one half of his day's work by ten o'clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”
“I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.”
“He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!”
“A wrongdoer is often a man who has left something undone, not always one who has done something.”
“Half the time I have no idea what I'm doing. The other half, I'm trying to undo what I did when I didn't know what I was doing. That leaves, let's see now . . . one more half. That last half is divided into three halves, one for working, one for writing, and one for asking the mother of all rhetorical questions . . . WTF?”