“Fine, but if and when the zombies team up with the mummies to take over the world, you can't live in my underground bunker.”

“It would be a stronger world, a stronger, loving world, to die in.”

“Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.”

“What can I say to convince you that I'm on the up-and-up?""Why don't you just start at the beginning and I'll stop you when you've won me over.”

“There are no absolutes in relationships. You can't take anything for granted. You can count on absolutely nothing but the unexpected. You only get in trouble when you start thinking that you're some kind of exception to the rule.”

“The whole "misery loves company"thing never applies more than when you're breaking up. The thought that theother person is doing fine is simply too much to bear.”

“Be with me always - take any form - drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I can not live without my life! I can not live without my soul!”