“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”

“I'm a dog, and because you humans are much less rational beasts than I, you're telling yourselves, 'Dogs don't talk.' Nethertheless, you seem to believe a story in which corpses speak and characters use words they couldn't possibly know. Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”

“You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.”

“It often happens that a human is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being.”

“It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?”

“Why do human beings have the peculiar impression that belief is the same as truth?""Because sometimes the truth hurts. Sometimes we need to believe in a better truth.""What better truth can there be than truth?”