“Well, siblings can be overrated.”

“Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us.”

“One changed heart can be a light for many.”

“Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.”

“There is nothing one can do to delay the inevitable, and so it's best just to stand tall.”

“You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.”

“I refuse to put God into a little box I can handle, for that would insult us both.”