“You’ll never regret being a good friend.”

“I can promise that every morning when you wake up, you’ll never regret being with me.”

“But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You’ll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn’t have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You’ll be too busy being adored.”

“Remind me never to piss you off ... Are you as good at being a friend as you are an enemy?”

“No, you’ll regret it in the morning.” “But it’ll make me happy now.”

“Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.”