“Be patient and loving with yourself. You weren't meant to be your biggest critic, but your biggest fan.”

“What's the point of having the biggest baddest werewolf as your body guard if you can't boss him around. Kinda takes the fun out of it if you ask me. (Charity)”

“Love your haters - they're your biggest fans”

“Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.”

“Be yourself and people will like you.”

“You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.”

“hope your birthday is hot hot hot”