“Here's to real heroes, not the ones who carry us off into the sunset but the ones who help us choose our princes." - commentary on Castles on the Sand”

“Movies, good ones, with good leads, they give the audience something they need, okay? A release. An escape. Something that some of us are too broken to give ourselves. Maybe if I'd had a normal childhood, I'd be able to daydream and fantasize and all that on my own, but do you know how many of us can't? People need their dreams. There's a reason why society pays good money for them.”

“I had to be the kind of person who showed the world that goodness prevails, because the alternative was too bleak to bear. The greatest gift any of us could give humanity was to give meaning to suffering by suffering until we chanced upon enough raw materials to create meaning.”

“I want to be your Prince Charming,”

“He's got it bad for you, Chloe. Anyone who sees him with you could tell that.”

“Jason Vanderholt is off the market.""I wasn't ever for sale," muttered Jason.”

“If I wanted to buy you off I'd, I dunno, give you a big gift certificate to Amazon or something.”