“Google is your friend”
“Okay, to be fair, I had tried to Google-stalk him. But Google-stalking is a far cry from having your demonblood best friend park his vampmobile across the and use his x-ray vamp vision to spy into someone's house. That's just rude.”
“Fuck this. When life gets hard, ask Google. Google knows everything”
“If you trust Google more than your doctor then maybe it's time to switch doctors.”
“After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.”
“I googled it, Sir.”