“Not really. But I'm a huge fan of your ass. I could write a song about your ass.""You've never even seen it.""Feeling is believing.”
“You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.”
“It's that quirky kind of weekend feeling they write ridiculous sunny-day songs about. You know the ones--I'm sure they're on your iPod even though you'd never admit it.”
“I'm just warning you, I'm probably going to be a total hard-ass vamp."Mallory snorted and walked out of the kitchen, calling out, "Yeah, well, you've got a purple marshmallow on your chin, hard-ass vamp.”
“Augustus: "I can still dominate your blind ass at Counterinsurgence,"Isaac: "I'm pretty sure all asses are blind,”
“When I wake up, I'm going to kick your ass.”