“How odd; wedded for life, because one of us had died.”
“...how odd to think of one's life not as chapters in a book but as complete volumes, separate and distinct.”
“We get the odd notion that God is showing mercy because Jesus died. No. Jesus died because God is showing mercy.”
“It seems as if no man had ever died in America before, for in order to die you must first have lived. These men, in teaching us how to die, have at the same time taught us how to live.”
“One of us needs to get laid.""Just one of us?""What are the odds of both of us getting laid?”
“I had no one to hold. What if this was my life, attending weddings, sitting in pews, listening to I do's, perpetually wishing for someone to share my life with? Where the fuck was the alcohol?”