“Maybe I’m a human, but I’m a me-and-Ma as well.”
“Maybe all that matters is that he’s right for me, and I’m right for him.”
“I don’t know who she is, or, if she will ever love me or not. But, I’m falling for her, in just one meeting. Is love at first sight for real? No, no, this is so unreal. Will she love me? Maybe love is unconditional. God… I’m crazy… I’m in love.”
“Just because I’m human doesn’t mean I’m weak.”
“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m also hungry, so maybe that caller could order me a pizza after they hang up on me.”
“I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.”