“Accepting the presidency, Barack introduces "my best friend of sixteen years, the love of my life, Michelle Obama" and I think I will pass out. That, right there, is love in action.”
“It is the moral duty of every US voter to guarantee that Barack Hussein Obama is a one-term president.”
“I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those were the lovely years.”
“Love is not a whim. Love is not a flower that fades with a few fleeting years. Love is a choice wedded to action, my husband, and I choose you, and I will choose you every day for the rest of my life.”
“Electing a black man named Barack Obama President in the same country that elected George W. Bush - twice! - is as far-fetched as a hustler from Marcy performing at that President's inauguration. But it happened.”
“Thanks for being my best friend and making my life bearable. Oh, and sorry I fell in love with you for a while there.”