“Fuck this. When life gets hard, ask Google. Google knows everything”
“I did Google him, you know.""Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn't it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you've conducted such a thorough Internet search?”
“You can't Google life”
“Google “brooklyn writer” and you’ll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?”
“After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.”
“I googled it, Sir.”