“I`ve realized that in all the great stories, even if there`s a happily-ever-after ending, there`s something sad. ”

“No, I`ve never thought that I was gay. And that`s not something you think. It`s something you know.”

“Having shot Stilt Man in the taint with a bazooka -- I'’ve come to realize every character is somebody’s favorite character.”

“Manifesto. Read my Manifesto. I`ve written a Manifesto. It`s all in the Manfesto!”

“Love is not sufficient. It never has been. Stories that claim otherwise are lies. There's always SOMETHING after happily ever after.”

“I`ve got a black woolen hat and it`s got Pervert written across the front of it. It`s the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didn`t think. I just put my hat on Clara`s head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldn`t figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized my 10-month old baby`s wearing a hat with the word Pervert written on it and these people were like, `There`s Satan! There`s Satan out with his kid!` And then I made a point of her wearing it every time we went there.”