“I looked like a corpse, and not a particularly fresh corpse at that.”

“I mean, electric shock? Isn’t that a bit... electric shock-y?”

“From his vantage point on the window sill, The Dude cocked a rear leg back over his head and proceeded to lick at his private parts with a thoroughness that would make a lesser man blush. I shook my head at the sight and mumbled, “Show off,” in the animal’s general direction. For a moment the tiny kitten hesitated, leg still extended behind its head, face still over its crotch. It narrowed its eyes at me, let out a displeased sound, then promptly got back to work.I suppose there are worse things than being a cat.”

“Did I never tell you Sassicaia makes me horny?”

“When I look through your eyes, I see a disguise, and in that disguise, I see love, and in that love, you are fabulous.”

“There are people whom one loves immediately and forever. Even to know they are alive in the world with one is quite enough.”

“Atheism is more than just the knowledge that gods do not exist, and that religion is either a mistake or a fraud. Atheism is an attitude, a frame of mind that looks at the world objectively, fearlessly, always trying to understand all things as a part of nature.”