“I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?”

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

“Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.”

“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.”

“Save the Planet...Buy Organic”

“Charm, amuse, inspire, tempt, overwhelm, dazzle. Will you earn reward? (195)”