“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.”
“When you're young, there's a whole lot of stuff you say you'll never do. Once you get a little older, the list tends to get shorter.”
“Don't you feel like a little glass of rum? It's Cuban, like all the good stuff that kills you.”
“It seems the older people get, the more shit they ignore. Or, like Dad, they pay attention to stuff that distracts them from the more important things that they’re ignoring.”
“When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.”
“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”