“Artemis simple-toon”

“The little boys did as they were told, eager to please their deranged brother."Ici, garcon," they chorused, pudgy fingers raised. And then from the corner of his mouth, Myles whispered to his twin, "Artemis simple-toon.”

“Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre."Myles: "In Paris."Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?"Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?"Myles: "I agree with simple-toon."Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'"Beckett: "Itchy what?”

“Meda Ishq Vi Toon Meda Yaar Vi ToonMeda Deen Vi Toon Eeman Vi ToonMeda Jism Vi Toon Meda Rooh Vi ToonMeda Qalb Vi Toon Jind Jaan Vi ToonMeda Kaba Qibla Masjid MimbarMushaf Te Quran Vi ToonMede Farz Fareezay, Hajj, ZakataanSoum Salaat Azaan Vi ToonMeri Zohd Ibadat Ta’at TaqwaIlm Vi Toon Irfan Vi ToonMera Zikr Vi Toon Meda Fikr Vi ToonMera Zouq Vi Toon Wajdan Vi ToonMeda Sanwal Mithra Shaam SaloonaMun Mohan Janaan Vi ToonMeda Murshid Haadi Peer TareeqatShaikh Haqaa’iq Daan Vi ToonMeda Aas Ummed Te Khattaya WattayaTakia Maan Taran Vi ToonMera Dharam Vi Toon Meda Bharam Vi ToonMeda Sharam Vi Toon Meda Shaan Vi ToonMeda Dukh Sukh Ro’wan Khilan Vi ToonMeda Dard Vi Toon Darmaan Vi ToonMeda Khushiyan Da Asbaab Vi ToonMede Soolaan Da Samaan Vi ToonMera Husn Te Bhaag Suhaag Vi ToonMeda Bakht Te Naam Nishaan Vi ToonMeda Ishq Vi Toon Meda Yaar Vi ToonMeda Deen Vi Toon Eeman Vi ToonMeda Jism Vi Toon Meda Rooh Vi ToonMeda Qalb Vi Toon Jind Jaan Vi ToonMeda Kaba Qibla Masjid MimbarMushaf Te Quran Vi ToonMeda Ishq Vi Toon Meda Yaar Vi ToonMeda Deen Vi Toon Eeman Vi ToonMeda Ishq Vi Toon Meda Yaar Vi Toon”

“Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.”

“That will be her undoing," gasped Artemis, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. "Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.""I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.”