“Being part of a secret is a great source of strength.”

“Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.”

“People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.”

“Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.--Artemis Fowl”

“We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”

“We're being led by an idiot with a crayon.”

“Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."Foaly: "Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?"Orion: "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.”