“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?”

“Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized.Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.”

“No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?”

“It would take less than a second for you to die. But that's quite long enough to be in mortal agony, don't you think?”

“If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.”

“Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.”

“I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.”