“I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?”

“I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.”

“The moment you start building or doing stuff beyond your knowledge, soon you will end up by demanding time.”

“I've learnt something more. The expectation of a body can last as long as any hope. Like mine expecting yours. As soon as they gave you two life sentences, I stopped believing in their time.”

“You were honest and hardworking and kind. You were polite and patient and more mature than any guy I’d dated before. And when we were together, you listened in a way that made me feel like I was the only woman in the world. You made me feel complete and spending time with you just seemed right.”

“This is the breaking point in a human life, right here. This is waking up on an operating table to find aliens peering down at you, this is hearing the audible voice of God telling you the date the world will end. This is seeing a family of bigfoots in the forest and being without a camera.Welcome to freakdom, Dave. It’ll be time to start a website soon.”