“I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.”

“You can not operate in this room unless you believe that you are Superman, and whatever happens, you're capable of solving the problem.”

“In case you didn't notice me, I'm the less attractive friend to the right.”

“What do you think I should do with a naked trespasser, darlin'?""Well, cowboy, I'm thinking you should march on back to that pickup of yours and drive straight to hell.”

“Don't run back inside, darlin', you know just what I'm here for. So you're scared and you're thinkin' we ain't that young any more...Show a little faith! There's magic in the night. You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're all right.”

“You're on a road show with your penis, and trust me, I'm the last person who wants to get in your way. But I'm telling you, operation occupy-my-vagina is a no-go for the evening.”