“My programs don't have bugs... they have random features.”
“Don't let the bugs on the windshield rob you of seeing the horizon.”
“Like a lightning bug... Like a lightning bug?... Yes, just like a night lightning bug; because there are day lightning bugs too - even if nobody has ever seen one, I know there are some, and I know the day lightning bugs are the cockroaches that since they can't light up, people kill them.”
“One who is snug as a bug in a rug snuggles up like a bug in a rug.”
“If I can fool a bug... I can surely fool a man. People are not as smart as bugs.”