“Si gano, soy un genio. Si pierdo, estoy loco. Así es como se escribe la historia.”

“Si je gagne, je suis un génie, si je perd, je suis fou.”

“No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?”

“Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.”

“It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy”

“Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.”

“Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? she though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison: "Soon all the humans will be dead," she said, droning in the time-honored fashion of gurus everywhere. "And then Opal will be loved."And even if I'm not loved, she thought, at least all the humans will be dead.”