“Together we will be unstoppable.”

“We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.”

“I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?""That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four."You were here to rob me!""No, I wasn't. How dare you?!”

“We lost the crickets.”

“A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.”

“Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?”

“People like me, LB, the truly great ones ... we are always alone.”