“These reasonings are unconnected: "I am richer than you, therefore I am better"; "I am more eloquent than you, therefore I am better." The connection is rather this: "I am richer than you, therefore my property is greater than yours;" "I am more eloquent than you, therefore my style is better than yours." But you, after all, are neither property nor style.”

“These reasonings have no logical connection: "I am richer than you; therefore I am your superior." "I am more eloquent than you; therefore I am your superior." The true logical connection is rather this: "I am richer than you; therefore my possessions must exceed yours." "I am more eloquent than you; therefore my style must surpass yours." But you, after all, consist in neither property nor in style.”

“And no, I think i'm better than you because I am better than you.”

“FK THAT. I AM TUCKER MAX. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.”

“If I know better than you know what I am up to, it is only because I spend more time with myself than you do.”

“When tragedy befalls me and someone says, "Better you than me," I always reply, "Yes, I am better than you.”

“I will not try to convince you to love me, to respect me, to commit to me. I deserve better than that; I AM BETTER THAN THAT...Goodbye.”