“Oh wouldn't that twist your twat if that turned out to be true!”
“Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?”
“Georgina, I need your help''Reaching into her purse, she pulled out two pages torn from magazines.''With wha-oh'' My stomach twisted uncomfotably, and I hoped I wouldn't be joining Doug in the bathroom. The pages showed photos of wedding dresses.”
“Twat is twat and that is that.”
“Find your happiness, Miss. It's out there, for anyone with the courage to follow it, no matter how many twists and turns the path might take.”
“Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.”